You know that hard-to-buy for person. The one with a copy of the Bible in one hand and The Origin of Species in the other. Well, if you do know such a person…stay away from him or her, because they must be nuts!

Yet some enterprising creationists have come out with a couple of books just for that person. First, there is the abridged version of the Origin of Species containing the Gospel and intelligent design. Of course, intelligent design is nothing more than warmed over creationism with the pretension of science. Then if you want to read some more fiction, there is The Charles Darwin Bible. It is designed to “pull the plug on the rising tide of atheism.” It supposed to include such revealing

tidbits as who made God. That should be a good one as I always thought God was omnipotent, self-conceived or around forever. Actually, that idea sounds a bit unChristian. If something made God, then it must be a more powerful God…I seem to recall a commandment that said not to believe in those things.